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Welcome to my website. Please bear in mind that this is a learn-as-I-go project - I am building this website as I learn HTML. The site will be updated frequently as I learn more and stumble my way through applying what I've learned.
Any constructive criticism, suggestions, ideas, etc. are welcome and can be sent to claptn@hotmail.com.
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~~~~~~ Handy Latin Phrases ~~~~~~
- Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
- Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
- Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
- It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
- Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
- Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
- Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
- Garbage in, garbage out.
- Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
- I think we're on the same wavelength.
- Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
- The designated hitter rule has got to go.
- Vescere bracis meis.
- Eat my shorts.
- Veni Vedi Velcro
- I came. I saw. I stuck around.
- Veni Vedi Visa
- I came, I saw, I bought it!
- Veni Vedi Flatui
- I came, I saw, I broke wind.
- Veni, Vedi, Vixen
- I came, I saw, Hey baby.
- Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
- I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
- Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
- I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
- Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
- In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
- Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
- If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
- Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
- I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
- Mundus Vult Decipi
- The World Wants to Be Decieved.
- Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
- Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
- Sic friatur crustulum
- Thus, the cookie crumbles.
- Neutiquam erro.
- I am not lost.
- Cur non isti mictum ex occasione?
- Why didn't you go when you had the chance?
- Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
- Your fly is open.
- Quid? Me anxius sum?
- What? Me worry?
- Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
- Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
- In vino, veritas.
- Have another drink, senator.
- De gustibus non est disputandum.
- You mean you actually like chitlins?
- Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.
- If you can read this, you are overeducated.
- Aut discere aut disce.
- Either learn or leave.
- Cogito, ergo doleo.
- I think, therefore I am depressed.
- Opinio Sine Erudito
- Opinion Without Knowledge
- Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Obesa cantavit.
- The fat lady has sung.
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